Paralysis By Analysis: Archive

Feb 1st

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Girls Like Mysterious Guys

tmblg:ryanpurtill: Now I don’t know a ton about girls, I’ll be the first to admit it. I don’t know if they like being hit on, if size matters, or where they pee out of. It’s a mystery like the bermuda triangle, but one thing I do know is that girls love a mysterious adventure. This is why when I’m out on a date and things are getting a little stale, I will pay the waiter $40 to come up to the...

Feb 1st

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“Television is chewing gum for the eyes.”

– Frank Lloyd Wright (via tmblg)

Jan 31st

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Anonanimal - Andrew Bird From the lastest, Noble...

Jan 31st

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pile: LOST: Orientation from Stephen Niebauer on Vimeo.

Jan 30th

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Happy Birthday, Instapaper

instapaper: Instapaper was launched 1 year ago today with this post on my tumblelog. It was met with great feedback and shortly got some high-profile links, starting prominently with John Gruber’s. I never knew it would become as big as it has, and I have a lot more planned for the future. Thank you, everyone, for using it! I started using Instapaper from the day it was launched, and...

Jan 30th

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Jan 30th

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Jan 30th

Academic Earth →

unalone: This is incredible, and doesn’t cost $160,000. Free lectures from Harvard, Berkeley, MIT, Stanford, Princeton, and Yale, covering a ton of subjects, for absolutely free. More than lectures, AE offers entire courses. This Yale course on the American novel, for instance, spans 25 lessons. Also of note: the @Google series of lengthy interviews, including a month-old one with Chris Onstad...

Jan 30th

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I don’t really keep role models, but if there is one person I could aspire to be like it would be him. Neil is by far my favorite astrophysicist (obviously followed by Christiaan Huygens and Jacobus Cornelius Kapteyn, duh) because he adds an element of cool to everything he talks about. He can get people to be interested in some very boring stuff and make things like our impending death seem...

Jan 29th

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I wish the government, or anyone for that matter, would psychologically analyze these upper-level executives and see if they find a pattern of some sort. A pattern that would elude to their total disconnect from reality and inability to rationalize. I know that money plays a big factor but there has to be something else that causes these exec’s to royally fuck up.

Jan 29th

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jacob: ABX - Lump Sum of Paris (Bon Iver vs....

Jan 28th

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theipodguru:justatoy: sum 41 - the hell song. In...

Jan 28th

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hunsonisgroovy: Minibar - Choked Up

Jan 28th

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Neil deGrasse Tyson is coming to the 92nd Street Y... →

Sooo pumped.

Jan 28th

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Jan 27th

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“Homecoming” John Forte + Talib Kweli (via Vimeo)

Jan 27th

muxtape.com →

The rebirth. (via jstn)

Jan 27th

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“Last night, I drank so much I African-Americaned out.”

– Zach Galifianakis (via fugeesandfunyuns)

Jan 27th

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Chipotle Employee Just Gave Guy In Front Of You... →

A mental catalog of past Chipotle experiences currently racing through your head—including that time the woman gave you spicy salsa when you specifically asked for mild—likewise supports the belief that you are going to get screwed yet again.

Jan 26th

For any Firefox users, here are some sweet tweaks... →

Jan 26th

“Congratulations to The Curious Case of Benjamin Button on its 13 Oscar...”

– Stephen Colbert (via tmblg, soup)

Jan 25th

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The Thanks I Get - Jeff Tweedy (Live) Guess...

Jan 24th

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Important Things with Demetri Martin

Jan 24th

“A painting can be beautiful, but I don’t want to bang a painting.”

– Kevin Malone

Jan 23rd

I think we should see other sites...

I wonder what’s the average for how long it takes someone to ‘take a break’ from tumblr.

Jan 23rd

Jan 22nd

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bijan: Changes - Tupac Shakur Tupac would have...

Jan 22nd

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“Get Innocuous/Love Lockdown” by Mason Proper ...

Jan 22nd

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Perfect Opening Line - The Frames

Jan 22nd

Jan 21st

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I got Inauglog back up and running again. Something happened with the theme and it was deleted. I also the rest of my pics. Thanks

Jan 21st

“My blog is nothing but an external hard drive for my brain.”

– Orland Caampued (via gregbrown, orlandrocks, isthisblood, sine-qua-non, and hahanotfunny)

Jan 21st

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InaugLog.tumblr.com →

So I’m heading down to D.C. today in preperation for the inauguration and I figured that I would make a separate tumblr for the event. It’ll mostly be pictures sent from my phone so check it out if you’re interested.

Jan 17th