Paralysis By Analysis

#ThroneFlight by Aziz Ansari via Twitter

Last night I was on an incredibly boring redeye flight back to LA, but thanks to wifi inflight I was able to get on Twitter and detail our exploits once the whole flight decided to go H.A.M.

Thanks to the RocNation Tumblr (or whoever they reblogged from) for compiling what turned out to be quite a massive live tweet session!

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Aziz Ansari: On flight back to LA. Bored as fuck. Might start blasting N*ggas in Paris on my laptop just if everyone starts goin gorillas. #HUH!

Aziz Ansari: Oh man. Just spoke to the Captain of the flight. He’s down to do this…

Aziz Ansari: “Folks this is your captain speaking, air traffic control is diverting our course… we’re about to head to Paris….”

Aziz Ansari: WE JUST THREW THE THRONE ON ON THE INTERCOM!!! WHOLE CABIN IS GOIN GORILLAS!! WHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT!!!

Aziz Ansari: THE CAP’N IS ON YE’S VERSE, I’M HANDLING JAY’S DUTIES!! THE PLANE IS GOIN H.A.M.!!! BEST FLIGHT BACK TO LA EVER!!!!!

Aziz Ansari: WHOLE PLANE CHANTING “THAT SHIT CRA!” “THAT SHIT CRA!” FLIGHT ATTENDANTS PULLING OUT BOTTLES OF ACE! MAKE IT 2!! #BestFlightBacktoLAEver

Aziz Ansari: Some dude asked us to quiet down, flight attendant throws fish filet him on on the filet line! #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver

Aziz Ansari: Flight attendant grabbing hung up coats “Is that jacket Margiela?” #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver

Aziz Ansari: WHOLE PLANE CHANTING “DON’T LET ME GET IN MY ZZOOOOOONE!” #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver

Aziz Ansari: Several passengers at cockpit. Upset. OH SHIT. Cap’n goes “WHO GON STOP ME HUH?!” #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver

Aziz Ansari: WE BLASTING “WHO GON STOP ME.” People grabbing duffle bags, “Black strap you know whats for!” #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver

Aziz Ansari: Capn to angry passengers - “Y’ALL WEED PURPLE, MY MONEY PURPLE, Y’ALL STEVE URKEL, I’M OPRAH’S CIRCLE!” #ThroneFlight #BestFlightoLAEver

Aziz Ansari: “Capn here. Just saw our inflight magazine. I’m upset. THE PAPER READ MURDER! BLACK ON BLACK MURDER!” #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver

Aziz Ansari: People popping bottles of Ace & tiny bags of peanuts everywhere!! #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver

Aziz Ansari: Everyone on flight yelled “CAN’T YA SEE THE AMERICAN AIRLINES JETS FLYING OVER YOU!” #Otis #ThroneFlight

Aziz Ansari: “Racks on Racks on Racks! (Luggage)” - Flight Attendant #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver

Aziz Ansari: WHOLE FLIGHT CREW ROCKING SUNGLASSES AND HOLDING ADVIL. #ThroneFlight #NoChurchintheFlight #BestFlighttoLAEver

Aziz Ansari: “Prince Williams aint do it right if you ask me cause I was him I woulda” - Capn “MARRIED KATE AND ASHLEY!” - Whole Cabin #ThroneFlight

Aziz Ansari: Dudes in the bathroom blazing. “What’s that smell? Oh I’m just boiling some agua!” #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver