dailyseinfeld: George:  What a movie.  Good choice.Bonnie:  Thank Scott.  He recommended it.George:  Oh, Scott, Scott.  He’s really great, isn’t he?Bonnie:  Yes he is.George:  Yes he is.  Let me ask you something.  When you come out of the shower and you put your robe on, do you cinch it real tight, are you concerned about that?Bonnie:  George?George:  Do you hold the neck together with one hand, or are you just letting it flap in the breeze?Bonnie:  George, you’re being ridiculous.George:  What’s the massage situation?Bonnie:  What do you mean?George:  Is there any work being done?  Is there any rubbing, touching, finger manipulation on the other person, and if so, who’s making the request?Bonnie:  George, would you just stop?George:  Say you go to the bathroom at two o’clock in the morning, what’s the outfit?  I mean, you dressing up or is it come as you are?Bonnie:  George, what is wrong with you?George:  I’ll tell you what’s wrong, a grown woman with a male roommate!  It’s unnatural, it’s an abomination! (via The Label Maker)
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George:  What a movie.  Good choice.
Bonnie:  Thank Scott.  He recommended it.
George:  Oh, Scott, Scott.  He’s really great, isn’t he?
Bonnie:  Yes he is.
George:  Yes he is.  Let me ask you something.  When you come out of the shower and you put your robe on, do you cinch it real tight, are you concerned about that?
Bonnie:  George?
George:  Do you hold the neck together with one hand, or are you just letting it flap in the breeze?
Bonnie:  George, you’re being ridiculous.
George:  What’s the massage situation?
Bonnie:  What do you mean?
George:  Is there any work being done?  Is there any rubbing, touching, finger manipulation on the other person, and if so, who’s making the request?
Bonnie:  George, would you just stop?
George:  Say you go to the bathroom at two o’clock in the morning, what’s the outfit?  I mean, you dressing up or is it come as you are?
Bonnie:  George, what is wrong with you?
George:  I’ll tell you what’s wrong, a grown woman with a male roommate!  It’s unnatural, it’s an abomination!

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    Just realized that that’s...from True Blood, Miss. Flanagan of the Vampire league.
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    WHAT’S THE MASSAGE SITUATION??
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    My first roommate in Brooklyn was a dude. Whenever I went on a date, had this exact conversation with every guy. It was...
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    abomination but i hate living with dudes.
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